Well what can I say, I've been in a rather bad mood lately (family troubles, MJ's death.), and now we've got Revenge of the Fallen, I went to watch this movie, so here are my thoughts on it. Take in mind this is a rant, so I won't be pitying anyone, an there will be spoilers, and lots of 'em.

And well what can I say, but that this movie is by far the most horrible-brain fucking-eye bleeding-teeth gritting-gut twisting movies I’ve ever seen. It was even worse then Transformers one, I movie I watched with a cringed face, and also all of you assholes who clapped by the end of this movie, BURN IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! You sons of bitches actually had the nerve to clap at the end of this fucking movie. I swear if I could find half of you, I’d break your fucking necks and after that I’d slaughter your families

This movie…God…I can’t believe on how much of a pointless two in a half hours shit load this movie was. This entire movie mainly consists of these annoying frat jokes, witch seem to give Michael Bay a laugh riot, and basically show how his fucking mind functions. I counted seven sex an dick jokes trough this entire fucking movie, and every time I heard a person, or even half of the theater laugh, I wanted to murder every fucker with a shoehorn an then ram a fucking firecracker up their asses.

The other thing I could stand are the fucking comic relefies, there are 14 fucking comic relefies in this fucking movie. Four fucking teen! Do we need such a fucking number of morons and dorks?! Wasn’t Sheila La Buttfuck enough?! Speaking of Sheila La Buff, fuck. That. Guy! FUCK HIM HARD! I can’t stand watching him ham every fucking scene in every movie he has ever appeared, and that guy actually worked with Keanu Reeves. An also fuck Megan Fox! That bitch can’t fucking act to save her life! The only thing she can fucking do is shake her ass, run in slow motion and do these annoying sluttish poses. The other characters are just so fucking annoying, every time I saw them on screen, I wanted to jam a straw in my eye balls, Sam’s parents, Sam’s roommate one of the biggest stereotypical nerd like characters I’ve ever fucking seen, if ya thought, the black like robots -witch in the first was Jazz, and I actually rooted when he was ripped in pieces- and now we get a fucking duo?! These guys are more offensive than the Jar Jar Binks crap, they are like a fucking clones of Jar Jar, if he was more stupid an stoned in several different types of drugs. Jesus Freewheeling Christ! Or how bout the college professor who compares himself to God, an I actually think he can fuck any Double D hot chick in this college.

The plot…Alright fucks that word; there ISN’T any fucking plot, stop being so delusional on that. There wasn’t any fucking plot in this movie, it was basically bout nothing. I could write the entire plot of this movie on a fucking napkin, and it would go like this “Decepticons want new power source. Sam knows where it is. They want Sam” End of fucking story. There a shit load of plot moments witch don’t contributed anything. Sam going to college, Sam being at college, these pointless moments give nothing.

Also, this movie rips-off every possible movie it can. Like the evil transformer witch can become a hot blond chick (Species, Terminator) and riddle me this Batman, since when the fuck could Transformers become flesh and blood, and take human form, or even better become liquid metal an change form in to these small balls an then reform like the T-1000, ‘cause apparently while the Autobots can just turn in to cars, the Decepticons just say “FUCK LOGIC!” an become whatever the fuck they want. An what the fuck is with the Decepticons suddenly teleporting around. Since when could they do that? Can someone explain that to me please? Also, Megatron gets bitchslapped around eight fucking times, an yet every time he seems a-ok. And do Decepticons fuck? ‘Cause we see these eggs, from where the Decepticons hatch, I actually thought this All-Spark was the creator of these robots, I guess they do fuck ‘cause most of the Decepticons have these huge dicks

There was a moment witch REALLY pissed me of, and it was when the All-Spark turns these kitchen appliances in to Decepticons, so they attack Sam. He calls for Bumblebee, who comes and safes his ass. An then Sam say’s “I don’t need you, go away” so Bumblebee starts crying, and what really pissed me of bout this scene. Is that Sam tells him to go away…SECONDS AFTER he was nearly slaughtered with machine guns. Not only did he throw away the baddest looking Chimera a guy could ask for, but also a robot that would actually obey his every command. How dumb is this motherfucker?

And can someone lease explain to me, how the fuck do the teleport so fast. I mean one moment they’re at the airplane graveyard and suddenly they’re in Egypt, what the hell?!

And by the way, here the American army is by far the most useless force I’ve seen since the Godzilla movie, they only have a use near the end of the movie when they have this like Alamo type battle, and until then these guys are as dumb as fuck And apparently there’s robot heaven, since Sam gets blown to bits an he goes to this robot heaven, like some fucking Neo. I’m not fucking kidding, he actually goes to robot heaven, and I’m not a religious person mind you. But what in the name of Dr.M’s blue glowing dick is this shit?! Who the fuck wrote this, I want the name of this bastard so I can crucify his ass. Also, I don’t know bout you, but I wanted for every of these comic relefies characters to die horribly, and they never fucking die, only these ‘almost dead’ moments, and I was literally screaming in my head “DIE!!! FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!” And they just wouldn’t do it.

The only thing I enjoyed in this movie was the fight scene. They were the only things good in this entire two in half hour bullshit nonsense.

Anyway, I’m finishing this rant and also, we know there’s gonna be a 3rd movie, an I swear if ANY, ANY person will say “OH YEAH IT’S GONNA ROCK!” I will murder you in your sleep, I will slaughter your family to make sure your genes are never passed one; once you’re dead I will cut your body in small beats an poison the meat. Then I’ll force feed the meat to Michael Bay, and for the hell of it, I’ll kill your best friend.